I can tell the future
A guilty pleasure, fine, but I love New Year's horoscopes. Yes, the zodiac is inane, unless you are a genuine fire dragon (which just kicks some ass). So, inspired by Mir, here's what my year as a fire dragon promises:
Fire Dragon - Your vivaciousness of mind and the rapidity of your reflexes will be surprising. However, your close ones will have a hard time following you, and you can't bear their slowness and their indecision. Be more tolerant.
Beware, close ones, of my vivaciousness of mind! Damn, I hope this isn't telling me to cut down on coffee.
Fire Dragon - Your vivaciousness of mind and the rapidity of your reflexes will be surprising. However, your close ones will have a hard time following you, and you can't bear their slowness and their indecision. Be more tolerant.
Beware, close ones, of my vivaciousness of mind! Damn, I hope this isn't telling me to cut down on coffee.
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